Hand Book

The Management would like you to read the hand book and sign off that you have read, understood and agree with everything contained within.

Me: "What are you doing?"
Nikki: (pulling pages from the printer) "Printing off the childcare hand book.  We are supposed to read it and sign off that we have." 
Me: "And your are actually reading it?"
Nikki: "Yes!, (pregnant pause), well I'm skimming it over.
Two minutes later...
Nikki: filling out form "My name is Jonah, People call me.."
Me: Puddintain?
Two more minutes later...
Nikki: (still filling out forms) "I don't think Morley has ever been enrolled!"
Me: (rolling eyes)
Nikki: "If I fill this all out will you just sign it?"
Me: "Maybe!"
Five minutes later...
Me: (scratching initials into one page, turn page,) "Where do I sign this?"
Nikki: "That one you sign at the top."
Me: "Is this it?"
Nikki: "Uh, ya." (looking over pages) "By the end of this page your n looks like a w."(giggles)

Nikki and I love our day care provider and her family.  She is generous, kind, selfless, loving, friendly, active, fun, compassionate, and caring.  In other words the kind of person you want to be around and the kind of person you want taking care of your kids.  We will fill out forms and read handbooks till the cows come home for her.  Thank you, Shawna, for all you have done for our family in the past four years.